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The Sahara Desert Trek

His journey started when he went to Avaro’s unkempt home. He politely knocked on the door but before he could invite him Avaro groggily spoke,

“I’m sleeping. Um, no ones home. Quit making all that noise on my door! Wait a minute is that you Karterious?”

Karterious replied,

 “Yes, it is. Would you like to come on a week vacation on a search for my and your favorite food eazim khalit? You know there will be a copious amount, but you should first tidy up your home.”

“How will we split up the food? Percentage wise of course.” Asked Avaro.

“Well, I was thinking of inviting Annas so I’ll take thirty percent and you and him can take thirty five percent. What about your home? I could help you organize it.” Answered Karterious.

“Since I like the food the most out of the three of us, I should say that it would be fair to divide it so that I would have sixty percent and you and Annas can have twenty percent, there’s probably a great amount of food, as for my home you can clean it if you want but otherwise think nothing of it.” Avaro rambled.

“I insist that we both clean your home.” Responded Karterious.

   They both talked while they cleaned Avaro’s home.

   Next, they both went to Annas house and invited him to come on the journey. He humbly agreed, so he began his adventure with his two friends Avaro the jerboa and Annas the fringe-toad lizard.

During his wearisome trek they came in the paths of a deadly and hungry sand viper. The sand viper was three feet long and was therefore confident that they would make a good lunch. Avaro gave up and ran to his home. while Annas got between karterious and the snake as they climbed a mound of sand trying to escape the snake but the snake trailed them and was gaining on them. Annas was getting ready to defend karterious, when suddenly out of the blue a hungry black-tailed mongoose jumped onto the snake biting and breaking its neck, the snake with a gasp died immediately and was a delicious meal for the mongoose. He gave his guests some of their favorite food which they enjoyed. Thanking their host they both left home and shared the food with Avaro and split it up as evenly as possible.

“Sorry for being selfish and cowardly friends.” Avaro said in repentance for he knew he had been greedy.

“All is forgiven.” Replied the two, and they all sat down and enjoyed spending a nice time with one another.

Fun Poetry Nonsensical (nonsense verse)

The Cat

Once upon a time, there was a big, fat, ugly cat. It stank because it slept on the front doormat. It ate catnip and sipped milk. One day, it looked in the mirror and did not like what it saw. It sneered and said to itself, “Is that me? My, what a face! I sure am ugly. What can I do to get rid of this disgrace?”

“I know what I’ll do. I’ll eat healthy food, go to the gym, and shower at home. I’ll start right now!”

But the cat saw the milk and catnip in the bowl, the nice doormat, and the place where it used to roll. It went back there, muddied its hair, and muttered to itself, “Life just isn’t fair.”

The Crazy Rabbit

There once was a rabbit who bounced all around. He would bounce up high in the clouds or low on the ground. He would jump side to side and upside down. He would bounce off the streets of big and small towns. His ears were long, and his feet were like the shoes of clowns. He would go very fast, or he would go very slow, but the bouncing rabbit would go where he would go. His name was Sunny, and it was funny. When he was a bunny, he liked to eat honey. He liked to go in the trees and see the black and yellow bees. When he smelled the flowers and leaves, it would make him sneeze. He was gray and white, a peculiar sight. He had great endurance, and he had great speed. When he was tired, he liked to read.

Cool Monkey

There once was a monkey who lived in a tree. He was pretty cool, and he had an interesting style. He jumped from the trees and landed in a pond or pool he could dance very well on any type of tyle. But his biggest foe was a Nile crocodile. The croc was fat he was also quick. He almost caught the monkey, but the monkey was slick. The smart little monkey placed in his mouth a stiff stick. The croc was happy that the monkey got away. Then monkey rhimbus said, “You big croc will have to catch me another day.” The croc crackled, “Ok but next time I’ll really play.” The monkey laughed “Well that was fun to play but perhaps croc we will play another day.”

Then there’s his Brother Crunky

There once was a monkey who was very funky when he played basketball he would get a dunky he slept in a bunkey his best friend was a donkey he was a little chonkey when he ate a lot of sugar he went bonkers he had some chocalate at  willy wonkers he liked to honk with honkers he could break a lock with his chlompers he made loud noises with his stompers.

The Buggle Beetle

The buggle beetle weeble bubble is a fleeble flabble flubble frobble that causes double trouble struggle crubble treeble in the blurbing grubble rubble hubbuble. And when buggle beetles straggle it’s called an agle wagle shaggle which makes them stubble snuggle woggle brittle frabble flipety frippety folopoly swuggle tuggle. And when they write they scrobble scribble scrabble with a pebble squibble squabble sqwaggle. And when they get sleepy they say creeble snorel snuggle grawble globble slobble huble spubble tubble scubble gobble nobble.

Slog The Frog

There once was a frog who barked like a dog. He sat on a very tiny log. He would oink like a pig or squeal like a hog. His name was quite peculiar, it was slog. He liked to eat flies for it was his only meal. His skin was blue and teal. It was very real.

The life in the Mississlippi Swamps

“In the wonkle bonker swamps of Mississyippi there sure ain’t not alidiles, crocogators, frigs, fosh, egritfish, crayherons, snucks and dakes, which are very uncommon animals in the normal swamps.”

“These are the insects of the flappy slappy swamps of cringyippsisippsi mosqweeters, dragging flies, grass chompers, hormicks, mug blobbers, mellow rackets, braying blantis, and brickets.”

Tune “Old Mc donald had a farm”

The only farmer that lives around the swamp is Old Mic He Mic. (Off of Old Mc Donald)

Old Mic He Mic he has a farm his reall name is Joe.

He lives near a swamp he has a barn Yippy sloppy oh.

He has a pig here and a warthog there and every where you go you hear swishy slushy oink reeks slosh.

Old mic saint mic has a piggy bank, sadly he is broke, oops yipes eek ike oink ink ike woah!

His barn is called fallen oak. He shoots with a pigeon gun. He likes to bear crawl in the forest he says it’s kind of fun. He likes to horse ride on a pig. Some say he wears a wig. He likes bacon in his grub. His toe he sometime stubs.

Qoutes from old Mic he Mic. The tune from the sound of music

“What do you call a jumping rhino probably not a billy goat gruff.

what does one say if they see someone strong that person is very buff.

What does one say when they rub their hand on sand paper that isn’t soft but actually quite ruff.

what does one say if they try to yodel like a trainhorn probably somthing like yodel ah he choo choo.

What do you say if you lost your words probably bla bla bla etc ahem.

What does one say if they are a baby or lost their marbles tra la la goo goo ga ga.

What do you do if you get startled ah! Yikes! eeh! maybe Boohoo.

What do you say if you just won playing a board game hehe yes hurray yippie hoo. 

Things Old Mic He Mic’s neighbor’s about him.

Old mic he mic looks like a professional at playing golf until I watch him swing or putt.

He has great aim with a gun until I see him shoot.

He looks like he will get a touchdown every time, until I watch him play football.

He sure looks good till I see him.

He says smart things when he’s quiet.

Bad advice from Old Mic He Mic

Buy high, sell low. Remember always assume things.  Always point out the obvious. Never do the unexpected. Prepare for the best and hope for the best. Quit before you start, and quit before you quit.

Here are 10 rulse for any situation. (Usually on the farm).

Rule 1: If things are going usual refer to rule 2.

Rule 2: Fun last, safety last, everything else at the beginning and if anything goes wrong refer to rule 3. Refer to rule 1

Rule 3: refer to rule 1.

Rule 4: Quit before you stop. Refer to rule 3. Refer to rule 1

Rule 5: Try a handstand without your hands. Refer to rule 1

Rule 6: Catch a dake while flying a kite. Refer to rule 5.

Rule 7: If in a battle moo like me’ cattle. Refer to rule 4. Refer to rule 1

Rule 8: Run for your life and jump into any cringyississlippi swamp. Refer to rule 17. Refer to rule 1

Rule 9: There are no rules excepet for the ones mentioned previously. Refer to rule 1

Rule 10: There is a bonus rule 17. Refer to rule 2

Bonus Rule 17: Look behind you and drive blind folded.

If you ask Old Mic He Mic for directions

“You can either take the north folk road, or the south east folk road, or the north south folk road, or the west east folk road, or the north west east west fork road of the peacos and tacos. I hope that helps you arrive at your destination.”

Here’s a litt’l bit about Me’self

Here’s some things that the pets I have do.

What rhymes with rhyme the owl wondered. Just then a caterpillar said, “Time, crime, lime, sublime, slime, climb, dime, and rhyme, those are the only ones I can think of.   My son’s name is old mic he’cup.

Interesting Ideas

Bboyd (bird) and Tarmegon off of Lloyd and Garmedon

“Hamas eating Hummus in the Bahamas”

Not to show disrespect to Israel in any regard.